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Title of Poem: Epitaph For a Haggis (From No' Rabbie Burns) by Stuart McLean
Category : Funny Poems
O hairy wee critter who,
Once lived amongst the heather,
And ran aroun’ the mountains,
Nae matter what the weather.
It seems so sad for him tae die,
Jist tae gie tae me a feast,
But it wis the hunting season,
So I shot the poor wee beast.